The daily olive no.3: The good, forgotten cafes of Bucharest

 

Corso Café: where the distinguished people met. The commercial, appeared in the Romanian press, is written in French, the language of the educated elites. A good way to self-select the patrons, one would say. I cannot help but wonder if the menus were also written in French; I am, however, pretty sure most of the conversation was done in French. Surely, few nouveaux riches (read un-mannered, uneducated) were infiltrating the premises. Ah, the shame of not belonging at the Corso Café…!

The daily olive no.2: on smoking. Thomas Mann, The Magic Mountain

“I don’t understand it,” Hans Castorp said. “I never understand how anybody can not smoke – it deprives a man of the best part of life, so to speak – or at least of a first class pleasure. When I wake up in the morning, I feel glad at the thought of being able to smoke all day, and when I eat, I look forward to smoking afterwards; I might almost say I only eat for the sake of being able to smoke – though of course that is more or less an exaggeration. But a day without tobacco would be flat, stale and unprofitable, as far as I’m concerned. If I had to say to myself to-morrow: “No smoking to-day”- I believe I shouldn’t find the courage to get up – on my honor, I’s stop in bed. But when a man ha s a good cigar in his mouth- of course it mustn’t have a side draught or no not draw well, that is extremely irritating – but with a good cigar in his mouth a man is perfectly safe, nothing can touch him- literally. It just like lying on the beach: when you lie on the beach, why, you lie on the beach, don’t you? – you don’t require anything else, in the line of work or amusement either.- People smoke all over the world, thank goodness; there is nowhere could get to, so far as I know, where the habit hasn’t penetrated. Even polar expeditions fit themselves out with supplies of tobacco to help them carry on. carl-mydans-german-born-novelist-thomas-mann-sitting-in-armchair-at-home-smoking-cigar-and-reading-a-book

P.S. Cigars are not my cup of tea, but rollies are.

 

The daily olive no.1: new highs of human stupidity

“Equilibrium from Aquaesse is a B12 infused energy-yielding pure alkaline water specialty designed for vegan/ vegetarian lifestyle. Pure spring water taste with no sugar and no added flavours or colour. Just the essentials.” British Vogue, Aug 2017.

NO WORDS NEEDED. PLAIN STUPID. (at 1.90 EUR a pop for 33cl)